PLKN's website is seriously lousy. Can't they improve their server since the government is so rich? I've been trying to get in the website since evening I think. Lols. Oh well, then don't check la. Then don't need to go even if I kena. :)

Goshh.. The suspense. I'm not nervous. I just wanna know the result. Everyone's been asking "You kena NS?". Sigh. Yeah, even someone called me a wirawati bimbo. And another said "It's your turn to be the chosen one." LOL wei.

And yes, 3 more papers to go. Friday is coming so soon! Saturday too. ;)

PS - James, I is no loosahh! :P

Edit: On the other hand, I created this pantun while chatting with YewHong just now.

Desperate wira and wirawati
Waiting to serve the country
They made the website even slower than an aunty
"Well done!" is all I wanna say to the wira and wirawati

Okay, I can hear you saying "Woah! So lame!" now. Thank you for reading. Goodnight. :)

Passion World Tour was superb! It was surely great! Seriously awesome!

Hmm, sometimes I think too much. Like seriously too much. Too much that I myself can't even take it. Sigh.

I accidentally pepper-sprayed myself just now. How silly I know. Stupid Chinese. The eyes, lips and body are freaking icthy wei. Stupidity wei. Seriously. Oh well, that's me.

Have to switch on the nerdy mode and nerd. Finals is like in a few days time. Goshhhh.

I Feel So Outdated!

Yes. Really really outdated.

I need to watch so many movies. Yes, NEED.

I need to watch Batman: The Dark Knight like really badly. Everyone seems to be watching it soon or they already watched it. AHHHH. The Dark Knight pressure!!! I'm so miserable now that I'm watching the Dark Knight trailers over and over again. Lifeless I knowww.

Speaking of other movies, I need to watch Hulk, Hellboy 2, Made of Honor, Get Smart, Wanted, Hancock and X-files. Sigh. Why am I so outdated? Well, at least I've watched The Nanny Diaries. I downloaded it though but it's super clear okay.

Bahhh. I shall just sleep miserably tonight. And hopefully I'll get to meet The Joker and Batman in Lalaland tonight.

Goodnight peeps.

Moral assignment's done! Finally just when I thought I can take some time to relax and be a Chemistry and Maths nerd, I just realized that I still have my Biology assignment. Thank you so much lah!

Biology assignment is so beer-ish that I think I'll turn into a drunkard by the end of this assignment. Sounds familiar? Refer to the previous post, you doofus.

Title is Beer Production by the way. And no, it's not so beer-ish as you think it is. It's more like Biology-ish plus Chemistry-ish plus Physic-ish.

Now I wonder why I chose to enter into Science stream. Should have just taken Foundation in Arts right? Oh well....

Went for 'Friends Forever' musical on Thursday night. I've watched the musical before in Glad Tidings Klang. This time is performed by Tough Youth, KL Baptist Church. I personally think that the performance by Glad Tidings was better than Tough Youth's but Tough Youth's great as well.

Moving on to photos, I think my Facebook profile picture is getting really happening. For your information, it's edited lah. But that's me okay. And I know I am hot. Thank you. Dearest Jolene, edited photos are cool.

I think my blog is getting wordier day by day. And the contents are getting shorter and shorter and I'm writing more nonsense day by day. But I think that's great. :)

By the way, I giap my hand with the table in auditorium this afternoon. Now I have this weird looking blood clot on my finger. Looks like a mole from far and it's BUBBLY. No, not that happy fun fun bubbly. Bubbly as in it looks like a bubble lah. Wanna touch it? :P

EDIT: I think my ex-high school, Convent Klang is a doofus. How can they put the 'Majlis Anugerah Cemerlang' on a Wednesday? How dumb can they be? So they are expecting all the college students to skip class just to get the award? Come to think about it, maybe I will. HAHA.

Moral Studies assignment is so homosexual-ish that I think I'll turn into one by the end of this assignment. Goshhh..

Our assignment title is sexual orientation by the way. Heh.

Yes, this is an update after a week. I'm a busy person you know. Very busy. Not so busy actually. Just you know, LAZY. =P

Just so you know, I had diarrhoea for a week. Well, almost a week. Thanks to the nasi goreng pattaya from Restoran Al-Barkath. So much for eating there lah. I had the worst diarrhoea in my life. Imagine yourself going into the toilet for 4 to 5 times each day. And it just won't stop! It's like my body is producing shit non-stop. Goodness! I think I've shitted whatever I ate for the past few days already lah. It's not fun to have cirit-birit okay. So san fuuu!!

And I have a lecturer who reads his students' blogs and said that he will sue them for quoting his quotes without his permission. How funny. And his favourite quote is "How are you feeling today?". HAHA.

And I think that Starfield's Hosanna is very nice. :)

Woohoo! Calculus test has been postponed to next week. You know what that means? No test on my birthday. You want me to repeat it? NO CALCULUS TEST ON MY BIRTHDAY!!

There's so many things coming up. Birthday is coming up coughpresentspleasecough. Daughtry is coming. Passion World Tour is coming up too. =]

Jason, why you didn't bring me to OneU to see Marie Digby? WHY? First Colbie Caillat, now Marie Digby. Why am I missing both of their showcases? WHY? WHYY??? KENAPA? DIM KAI? WEI SE MOH? [Please bear with my PinYin. I am a banana for your information]

Anyway, pasar malam was good. I think I'm gonna go every week. Get more food. Eat more and get fatter. NICE! So.... Pasar malam anyone? [You can always use the excuse to go for pasar malam if you want to see me. Ahem.]

PS - They said 'Orang tamak selalu rugi'. I strongly agree with them.

Joanne! Why you so greedy?!

Elastics.

I was supposed to remove my braces last Saturday but I'm still wearing it now. The dentist said cause I didn't wear my elastics so my 2 rabbit teeth are still jutting out. Though it's not very obvious. Come stare at my teeth if you wanna see it. :D

Elastics! I need to wear them now. Reason why I don't like to wear my elastics is because I can't fit the freaking spoon into my mouth when I'm wearing them. Yes, food again you may say. Joanne can never live without food lah. She'll die without FOOD!

PS - Don't ask me why it's a kangaroo. Maybe they're made in Aussie. Oh wait, they're not. They're made in Mexico. Go ask them why okay.

Okay! Good night.

For The First Time In My Life.

I cooked my own dinner today!

Oh by the way, I cooked canned food. Yes, you may say whatever lah. Canned food only mah. But still... I cooked my own dinner!!!!!! And it's not those typical canned food like sardines and stuff okay. It's canned curry chicken [yes, they have canned curry chicken], canned prawn sambal and canned baked beans.

But we ate without rice. Very smart of us I know. Haha. Oh well, like what Huei Zhen said, "We are future potential housewives." And yes, I strongly agree with her statement! In case you're wondering who is Huei Zhen, she's my housemate and my cooking partner. =]

I am so proud of myself today!!

Day 1 Wasn't Like Day 1 At All.

Yeah. True. Day 1 felt like another normal day of mine. Class was way early in the morning. 8am okay. Till 8.45am only okay. Then after that, there weren't any class at all. And tomorrow, my class only starts at 5pm! Tell you I'm gonna bum here as well lah. Guess my bumming life isn't over.. YET.

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

I'm a millionaire!

Oh well, actually I'm not. My brother is. He's going to Ho Chi Minh city tomorrow. How fun.

Barney is happy cause he's a millionaire.

On the other hand, anyone wants Convent's canteen day coupon? I have 3 books of coupons. Not sure whether I'm going or not. Hmmm.

I ran out of ideas on what to blog about.

I have pictures but I'm lazy to upload them from my phone.

I think reading is fun now. Or maybe it's because Jodi Picoult's book is interesting.

I am a CABAL addict. But Matthew is the #1 addict.

I think I shall resume CABAL-ing.

EMO

Got this from gaylord Kelsern's blog.

Are You Emo?

My Result: Pretty Darn Emo

You may not cry all the time, or insist on black nail polish, but you still aren't fooling anyone. Even if you try to keep your emo tendencies under control, your studded belt buckle is still showing, and we're pretty sure we saw you doodling black hearts the other day.

Go ahead and deny it all you want, but it's pretty obvious. You have a heart and a sensitive side, and you put them both to good use. Maybe you don't look on the bright side quite often enough, though. Try to embrace the good things in life a little more — you'll see that the glass is actually half full!

What are you?
http://web.tickle.com/jumpto?test=emoogt&c=50652

So what now? Dress up like an emo kid? Hmmm..

What To Do When You're Bored.

On a not-so-sunny afternoon, Beatrice Lee said this...


I added on and said this...


Leong Eng joined in and said this...


Yes, I am actually very free. I am very bored now. So bored I think I wanna bang my head on the wall. I was just joking. Heh.

So...... Prolific anyone?

This Is Actually A Very Long Post.

So yeah.. About my laptop, my mom got me a Dell Inspiron 1420. Don't ask me the price because I cannot remember the price. It's around RM 2500 to RM 2600. And oh, it's pink in colour. And no, it's not bimbo, kay. Here's a picture of it. Just so you know, I am not rich okay. It's just that I think I need one since I'll be staying in the hostel when college starts. I don't want to travel everyday la. I think I'll faint if I travel everyday. Cheras isn't near. From Klang that is. And if I don't have a laptop, how am I gonna online every night do my assignments.

Okay, back to the laptop.. It's 14.1". Comes with a web cam. Woohoo! So, webbie anyone? Hard drive is 160GB and RAM is 2GB. It's Vista though. But Vista isn't that bad afterall. Haven't try playing games with it though. Afterall, I've stopped gaming since I-forgotten-when. So yeah, that's all about my laptop.

Now, about my course. I'm taking Food Science and Nutrition in UCSI. Just so you know, UCSI is in Cheras. Still clueless about the place? Here's a map to UCSI. Now that you've got the map, you can come visit me when you are free. [That's only if anyone wants to visit me la. Heh.] Okay. Back to my course, I'll be doing Foundations in Science first. That will take about a year. After that gonna continue with my degree for another 3 years. So, I'll be out working by 21 years old. Heh. Not bad eh?

Maybe you'll be wondering why I chose Food Science and Nutrition. Actually, I don't know why also la. My very first ambition was to be a doctor. Don't ask me why. I think everyone's first ambition was to be a doctor. LOL. After awhile, I gave up. I wanted to be an air stewardess instead. I still want to be one though. BUT.. [Yes, there's a but.] I takut mati...! Scared the plane crashes. AND, if I'm an air stewardess, how am I gonna start a family? Heh. That's hard. Just like those who wants to be a pilot la. It's the same. So yeah, you can scratch that out from my list. Next, I wanted to be computer analyst. I don't know why I was so crazy over this. After awhile, I discovered that computers are actually very boring. So yeah, no more computer analyst for me. After that, I wanted to be a graphic designer. But with my horrible drawing, I can never be one. So yeah, byebye to that. Then I wanted to be a chemical engineer. BUT [Yes, there's another but .] don't know which fella told me that a lot of people are doing that course and it's very hard to get a job. So yeah, I changed my mind la. And I just discovered recently that chemical engineers are still on high demand..!! So, I decided take up pharmacy instead. And again, don't know which smart fella told me that it's hard to get a job if I study that cause a lot of people are doing that course too. And of course, that was not true! Why am I so dumb to trust these people la?

"Joanne!! Why you so dumb?!!!"

So yes, that's how I ended up choosing Food Science. Nobody said a thing about it. Plus it looks interesting because it's about food. I hope I didn't choose the wrong course. Heh.

So yeah, I'm gonna start studying in May. Date? I don't know. I didn't bother to ask. I think they're gonna tell us on the Orientation Day. Heh. =]

I think this is the longest post I've ever wrote since I came back from RBS. LOL.

ROFLROFLROFL

Got this from Grace's blog.
Watch it wei. Elmo ROFL.



This video kinda reminds me of RBS. LOL. I miss ROFL-ing in Dorm 1 with my dorm mates. Oh well, have to move on with life.

I'm officially a UCSI student. Yay? Haha. Just registered last Sunday.

Have to continue rotting for a month and half. Such a sad life. Oh well, that's life. =/

On the happier side, I got a new pink lappy. Yay? =]

I Love Colouring So Get Me More Colouring Books.

Guess what? I bought a Spongebob colouring book in Kuching. Super cheap weii. 80 cents only


I've coloured a few pages already. But I need new colour pencils. Cause the current ones are gonna die soon. =/
So, anyone kind enough to get me a box of colour pencils?
I want Luna colour pencil only yeah. The box with 24 colour pencils, okay? I don't want the box with 12 because the box with 12 doesn't have pink.

Congrats, my darling Beatrice!
I am so proud of you! So so so proud of you. :)
As for your reward, I shall camwhore with you!!! And with the police car as well. Lol.

I think I really need to exercise more. Having backache now after yesterday's floorball. Ahh yes, you can call me an old lady now. =/

And yeah, did I told you that I saw lots of cows yesterday in Butterfly Park, Bukit Tinggi 2? Yesss.. Cows!!! Oh, I wanted to pet them. And still want to pet them. But I didn't. =/

Ohhhh. This cow is CUTE!

I think I'm in love with cows now. *day dreams*

Papaya.

I went to Giant with my mom the other day. And yeah, I saw this.

GREEN papayas. How fascinating!

Malaysians are just so smart. Salute them weii!