Happy [(100/4)-1]th birthday!
You're officially old now. Wait, you've been old for these past few years already right? HAHA! Okay, I was just joking. Hey, that sentence reminds me of camp. Okay, Team Krypton's inner joke. Heehee.
Anyway, now that you're old, you're not handsome anymore. Not cute either. So yeah, happy birthday again. Thanks for being a great friend. ;)
Let's play Wii soon! Wii party yeahhhh!
By the way, I'm on holiday now!!